Yes, I can see her
’cause every girl in here wanna be her
Oh! She’s a Diva…
I feel the same, (You feel like a diva?)
And I wanna meet her
They say: “She low down…” (I have no idea what that means.)
It’s just a rumor I don’t believe ‘em! (Who’s they and why are they spreading rumors about some girl they don’t know?)
They say: “She needs to slow down…” (How long were you talking to these people about this girl? Why were you asking such personal questions? I thought this was just a physical thing.)
The baddest thing around town. (Are there still town-wide competitions for the “baddest”?)
She’s nothing like a girl you’ve ever seen before! (How do you know the types of girl’s I’ve ever seen? That’s a pretty bold assumption.)
Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood ho! (How often do you compare a girl you meet to the neighborhood ho? Do you do that with every girl you meet? In what ways do you compare her?)
I’m tryinna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful! (What a refreshing thing to hear from a rapper! I can’t wait to see what creative ways you come up with to describe her.)
The way, that booty movin’ – I can’t take no more (So far no good-you’re just talking about her butt)
Have to stop what I’m doin’, so I can pull up her close (What were you doing that required your hands to be away from her?)
I’m tryinna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful (Yeah, that’s what you said earlier. But then you just started describing her butt. I’m still waiting to find out what poetry you can come up with for this…)
Damn Girl!!! (Wait, that’s it?
Damn, you a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch! (You’re just calling her a sexy derogatory term for a woman. How is this not disrespectful?)
Damn, you a sexy bitch!
Damn Girl!!! (Wow, still?)
Damn, you a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch!
Damn, you a sexy bitch! (Wait, is that you’re description? That’s really the best you could come up with?)
Damn Girl!!!
And then the song just repeats itself. Over and over again. And, despite what he says, Akon is never able to really come up with a spectacular description that isn’t disrespectful.
